Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Introducing Espoleta...

Hello, I AM ESPOLETA! Say it with me: ES-PO-LE-TA! How do you do? The Crazy Dog boasted of his blogging skills and his many friends and I thought I would steal his blog for today and try to RULE THE WORLD!....I mean...make lots of new friends! I know you all have read my story, so you already know I AM FULL OF NINJAS! Whoops I mean, I am full of kittens! Guess what kind of kittens? If you don't figure it out on your own you'll never be able to SAVE YOUR WORLD! HAHAHAHA! Eh hem...ninja kittens...the best kind of kittens! I believe the Curly Haired Lady likes me, which is good, I feared I would be on the streets forever. Which I could handle! I'm totally tough enough! (Whoa why am I being so defensive?) I wonder if I will be able to stay with the Curly Haired Lady & keep my minions...I mean...kittens! She's always showing me attention you know, the Crazy Dog hates it! MOL! I just bap him upside the head & say, "GET A LONG LITTLE DOGGY!" and he looks at the Curly Haired Lady like, "Really? She HAS to stay?" MOL! Crazy Dog is a fun toy!
So here is my plan, release my minions where they will go on to have more NINJA MINIONS and we will form together to RULE THE WORLD! Teehee...Who will join me?!
Espoleta
p.s. Did you know I was a NINJA?(I could kill you with one paw! HIYA!)

Okay...Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle here: Mommy got a ball full of Catnip for Espoleta & she's been screaming crazy stuff ALL day! Ever since she got that ball she pops out from behind the sofa, & yells "CRAZY DOG!" smacks me, then goes back into hiding. Does catnip do this to ALL cats? Once she stops chasing invisible mice & hollering she's a ninja cat, we'll do a real introduction! Once again, this is not Espoleta blogging, it's the catnip!

28 comments:

The OP Pack said...

OMD, Eduardo, you have our Mom rolling on the floor laughing so early in the morning - great post!!! We hope that Boss Ninja and her little ones calms down soon and learns to behave with you or you may have to confiscate that ball.

Play bows, Phantom and Thunder

Gus said...

This is very funny. We think Espoleta is a bit overconfident about her abilities to rule the world.

However, if she does take over the house, Me n Teka have taken a vote, and you can come here to wait out the storm. Don't worry, muzzer loves you too.

gussie

Aniemother said...

Hahaha.. she needs one of those catnip shirts Daisy sells! BOL!

B

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello espoleta its dennis the vizsla dog hay nice to meet yoo ummm abowt tayking over the wurld if yoo shud meet a kitty naymd trouble hoo sez she nos how to do it do not beleev her!!! ok bye

Jenny said...

Oh no Eduardo,

I think you may be in a little trouble. :)

The 8lb cat rules the roost at my house over the 100lb dog.

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I understand!

I've seen what 'nip does to khats from my trips 'round The Blogs -

It is FURRY skhary!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Good lukhk with the KHAT and her minions!

Amy and The House of Cats said...

We are so very far behind in visiting - first it is good to see you are feelilng good Eduardo! We are happy about that. And we love that your mom is helping out poor Espoleta like this. She is a great lady! As kitties we thought we could let you know that it is very much the catnip making Espoleta a little crazy. But having those kittens getting ready to pop out might make her a bit crazy too. We hope things turn out well for her - she is a cutie so we are sure her babies will be cute too! If your mom has any questions just let any of us over at the cat blogosphere know and we would be glad to help as much as possible!

Ariel said...

Barks at Espoleta....<3
So nice to hear from you. I live with human Granny's two kitties. They do not like me at all. I just want to play with them. Mean kitties they are. They have their claws in front and back and they know how to use them. So be nice to my Snuggle Puggle internet friend Eduardo cuz I have a few tricks up my paw for him. Hope all goes well for all the Ninjas in the belly <3. I get the kitties cat nip glove that human Papa makes for them when human Granny is not looking. I really don't see what you felines see in it? Blessing to you all. So Happy that all is well with you Eduardo. Licks and Wags, Ariel <3

Cookie said...

Oh, my! This is why I don't like cats! They're mean and scary (and most of them are bigger than me)! Channy said she had a HUGE cat when she was little. She said he must have been part Maine Coon, because he must have weighed over 15 lbs! And he wasn't fat! He used to attack people's legs and heads, and pee on beds! What and awful thing! I'm glad I'm not a cat. I'm not sure I'd be able to deal with the shame!

River said...

Full of ninjas!! my mom laughed like a looney. I had to climb up in the chair with her to see what was so funny. I hope things calm down. You are still #1!

love & wags,
River

Huskee and Hershey said...

Konichiwa, Miss Ninja Kitty.. (thought I'd better be nice to you since you have a 'killer' paw smack).
You have found yourself a great home with our friend, Eduardo. (Other than the ninja prowess, you seem to have psychic abilities too!) Hopefully, your little ones are also as highly skilled as you are..

Ruby Bleu said...

Oh my...ninja kitty and minions! Eduardo...be afraid, be very afraid!!! Sure hope things calm down a bit...I mean shouldn't Espoleta be nesting and getting ready for her puppies, um I mean kitties, um I mean minions???

Lots of Licks, ruby

doyle and mollie said...

woah we've been away for the holidays but can see you've certainly had your paws full arf arf!

Wild Dingo said...

at least you know her evil plan!
wags-n-wiggles,
wild dingo

Momo and Pinot said...

Happy belated New Year Eduardo and nice to meet you Espoleta-Ninja kitty!!!! Eduardo, you've got very cute mate who melts your mom's heart.

Momo & Pinot

TwoSpecialWires said...

Declawed and living outside? It's wrong!

We are just now catching up after a long hiatus (we've missed you and are happy to be back! Happy New Year!)

It reads like things are shakin' and rollin' at your house this new year ... with more excitement to come. We just hope someone knows who's in charge when the big moment arrives. Someone other than Espoleta. She's gonna be busy.

Thinkin' about'cha,
Jake and Fergi xxoo

SGR said...

Woof! Woof! Good to meet you Espoleta ... I totally understand. Give my regards to Eduardo - hope you are well. Miss you. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Christine and FAZ said...

Catnip has magical powers on us cats, Eduardo. FAZ

Moco said...

OMG,
Catnip will make them cats crazy. They think they can jump off tall buildings. Be careful, but keep a good eye on her.

The Furry Kids said...

Hi Espoleta! It's nice to meet you. Um, good luck with those minions. Yeah.
Eduardo, it sounds like you're doing well. We're so glad to hear it. I'm sorry that you got one of the crazy cats, too. Believe me, I feel your pain. EG can be a handful. Just watch your ears - they look pretty chompable. ;)
Your pal,
Titus

Pug(s) and Bugg said...

Welcome, Espoleta! We are so glad to read your story and learn more about you! We are excited for you to have your kittens!

Chef said...

Eduardo,prepare yourself. Looks like you're going to have to defend your postion in the household very soon. Remember the rule of dogdom: NEVER give in to the cat. NEVER.

sanjeet said...

We hope that Boss Ninja and her little ones calms down soon and learns to behave with you or you may have to confiscate that ball.
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JackPDB said...

That 'nip is some wiiiicked stuff. Hey, Espoleta -- you ever looks at your paws? I mean really look at your paws? I know right? Hey, don't bogart that catnip ball, man...
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Shane Kent Louis said...

That was nice! thumbs up for that! ^_^ Dog Fence

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