Wednesday, August 27, 2008

The Vet Guy

Playing with my cow before we left to go see the vet guy.



Well yesterday was horrible! Mommy & Daddy loaded me up in the car and took me to the vet guy. The desk lady asked Mommy what kind of dog I was, so Mommy told her I was a puggle, the desk lady looked at my Mommy like she was retarded, and told my Mommy that she has never heard of a puggle and my Mommy said, "okay, well he is a beagle/pug mix." But that desk lady still had her ugly face on, then she asked my Mommy what my name was and my Mommy told her "Eduardo." The desk lady looked at my Mommy like she cursed at her. So my Mommy spelled it very slowly, "E-D-U-A-R-D-O". After the desk lady incident was over I went back to see the vet guy. Mommy was still a little mad with the desk lady. But it was okay she just figured the desk lady was having a bad day. Anyway, the first thing the vet guy says to my Mommy & Daddy is, "So he still has all he's boy parts..." No 'hey nice to meet you', 'what's your name?' nothing like that, just starts talking about my junk! My Mommy isn't sure what to say when the question comes up about fixing me. It was a yes when she got me and my brother Cleatus, but now that we don't have Cleatus anymore Mommy kinda wants me to have a son & then she's thinks no, there are plenty of dogs out there we could go & adopt one instead but she still doesn't want me to get fixed. Then again she doesn't really want any other dog but me. But back to the vet guy. After that he told Mommy & Daddy that I was a handsome fella & he grabbed a wrinkle and the back of my neck & without warning to anyone, shot me with two needles back to back it happened so fast! Then out of no where he was making me drink some medicine and my Mommy looked so distressed because she didn't know what was going on. Then it was over! The vet guy explained every thing to Mommy & Daddy & we left. However, all of that stuff was very traumatic and I got carsick & threw up on Mommy, she didn't mind, Daddy was upset, Mommy just rubbed my tummy & kissed my ears. I was sleepy we we got home though so I took a nap.

My new rabies shot tag, now I can join the squirrel patrol with Rusty!

28 comments:

Lex said...

Oh Poor guy!I hope you are feeling better soon!
We have switched vets a few times and now we go to a vet thats a bit more expensive and out of the way, but he loves my doggies and he will answer any question I have. Its a bit of a search but I am sure you will end up with someone you like.

Angus Mhor said...

How RUDE! I think you need a new vet! I think it was very insensitive for him to grab you like that and stick needles in you..you hardly know him!

Peanut said...

I think he should have told your mom what he was doing to you before he did it. Stupid vet

Brutus said...

Oh no! Be proud to be a puggle! Desk ladies at offices can be very nasty.

I wish you could go to our vet, he is great and so is his staff. We love him!

Deetz said...

I am sorry that desk lady was rude...My mum would have told her a thing or two or three...hehe
Anywaz back to the vet...lol...I still got my junk too. Mum isn't sure what to do about my junk either. Luckily you don't have to go back for a whole year...stay away from the vet at all cost.
Deetzy

Booker the Treeing Walker said...

Eduardo, dude. That is so NOT ACCEPTABLE. You need to make a switch to a vet that appreciates your equipment & your breed!

Moco said...

Time for a new vet and he needs a new desk lady. Eduardo is a fine name. My cat brother is named Edgar which is pretty much the same name. At least you have a really name. Mine is just made up.

River said...

Definitely don't go back! There are 3 vets where I go. I like the young lady best. She spends about 5 minutes just getting to know her client (not the human) before doing anything else. There are a lot of vets around--keep trying them out till you find one who treats you with respect! I hope your mom will be okay. We'll be thinking of her! Thanks for snuggling for my mom. She gets a little better each day.

love & wags,
River

Winterdark said...

What a rude Vet. You should come to my vet. They're always telling me what's going one and what they'll be doing. Glad you made it through Eduardo.

Simba said...

Awww..yeah, going to see the vet can suck sometimes! Glad to hear you can join Squirrel Patrol! I almost had on this morning!!!

wags,

Simba

Puddleglum said...

Oh! Poor E-D-U-A-R-D-O!

My dad knows just how your mom feels

Desk ladies bite (ones like those do, at least). Bad day is no excuse. They don't have to be chipper, just polite at the very least.

It is important to get good medical care for us furry guys! And the same goes for your humans' peace of mind. I recommend new vets.

Angus Mhor said...

Eduardo, I canNOT believe your mom gives you kisses after you've eaten a spider! Even MY mom won't kiss me after I eat a spider 'cause she's afraid I have spider guts on my lips or that a leg will poke out of my mouth when she kisses me! Just the thought of it gives her the wim-wams!

Aniemother said...

Oh poor guy! I love the vet, but then they always treat me nice!

Bajas

Willow the Black Dale said...

Oh Eduardo that was horrible just to read! Bad desk lady and bad V-E-T! None of us should have to go through THAT!

My mom used to be a desk lady and she never acted that way. *she is shaking her head* I have great VET's. Mom is kind of neurotic about that.

Go on the hunt for a new doc and mom says to interview them!!!!

Smooches,
Willow

Mack said...

What a terrible day you had!!
Did you pee on the desk lady's leg? I would've

DK & The Fluffies said...

This certainly calls for pooping on the vet!

Two Wild and Crazy Guyz said...

Poor Eduardo! I totally understand about wanting to keep "the junk". I still have all my parts. My bro Ozzie isn't so lucky though. He had surgery earlier this year and while they were fixing and "adding" other things they took those parts away...Sorry you had such a lousy trip to the vet. Hope you totally recooperated!
Rocky

Lacy said...

w00f's Eduardo, hmm u did haff a bad day...u shooda bited dat desk lady..and the vet too...me thinks he wuz rude...me still has me boy bits too...heehee and me proud of those little suckers too...

b safe,
~rocky~

Nancy and the fatties said...

Eduardo, please gimme that vet's address. I'm gonna go pee on him, and the mean lady behind the counter, too.
your good pal,
Angry Pee and the Vengeful Mama

The Devil Dog said...

Poor Eduardo. First, your vet guy needs some new table side manners. Second, his desk lady needs a new attitude. Third, your grandma Shirley is obviously a woman of high quality and taste if she said I am the most beautiful pug she has ever seen. I like her a lot.
My coat is a very glossy black, do you get that from the photos mom is taking of me? Just need to know, to look my best for you.

Roxy

Simba said...

Trips to the vets are never fun, but that sounds terrible. Never mind bring on the squirrel hunting.

Simba x

Abby said...

Hi, Eduardo...

Wow...Not a nice vet visit...

Vet visits are bad enough, they don't have to be rude...I'm sorry it didn't go well...

I can't say I like going to the Vet, but I do like the vet guy (I'd like him better if he didn't have all those needles) & the desk ladies are nice...

I hope you enjoyed your nap...

Abby xxxooo

Deetz said...

Are you feeling better now that you done with the vet shots and stuff. I was thinkin about you and had to come and see your lil cute face
Deetzy

Agatha and Archie said...

WEll we never.....And I bet your Mom and Dad paid a LOT of money for all that too!!!

Sami & Baylee said...

That desk lady was so rude to you but then maybe your just so cute that she has never seen a doggie so cute! Sorry to hear you got sick on the way home and hope you feel better!
Kisses,
Sami

Joe Stains said...

your vet sounds pretty stinky. want me to mail him a box of poop?? Time to find a new vet!

Mango said...

Your vet sounds like a meany. I always get lots of hugs and cookies when I go. Don't worry about your boy parts. I still have mine even though I will never be a dad.

Slobbers,
Mango

Lorenza said...

Hi, Eduardo!
That visit to the vet sure was not nice!
Yes, your mom needs to find a new vet for you! A nice one!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza