Working Hard At Making Mommy Cry

I did something awful yesterday that almost cost me my life. My Mommy was so upset she started hyperventilating & thought for sure she was going to go into a seizure. My Daddy was on the phone with an important call & he decided to step outside. My Mommy was in the back bedroom on the computer and I was waiting for my Daddy to open the front door again, as I was feeling naughty. I have only ran out the front door once in my whole life, & the consequences was awful. After that one incident I was taught the wait command & I never ran out the door again. But yesterday I decided to surprise everyone, I was headed towards Macy's apartment & my pawrents were so shocked! My Daddy was still on his important phone call but decided to come inside he opened the door & I ran out. No amount of Daddy yelling, "Come Back In Eduardo!" helped at all. Daddy says to Mommy, "Ana, he's running down the stairs & I'm on the phone!" My Mommy dashed out the door barefoot, yelling, "EDUARDO! EDUARDO! COME! EDUARDO COME!". I looked at her but didn't pay any attention I was on a mission.

My Mommy knew if she chased me I would run away from her, so she ran away from me saying, "Come, Come Now!" It worked I followed her but just when she bent down to get me, I dodged her and ran into the street where...TRUCK! Mommy screamed, "WAIT!" they stopped & I dodged their wheels and ran around Mommy & into some bushes. I thought we were playing some kind of game but Mommy wasn't playing at all. The truck decided to block traffic in case I ran into the street again. My Mommy looked at me, even though she was so terrified she said, "Eduardo, Come to Mommy NOW!" I came to her & rolled over into the submissive position. She scooped me up & started sobbing, I wasn't sure why, I thought we were playing. She couldn't even thank the people in the truck she was just so upset. As she was carrying me up the stairs(she had me in a death grip) she was having trouble breathing & the tears were flowing pretty hard. I kissed Mommy's face to tell her I was sorry but I could tell I was in trouble.

Mommy put me down & I sadly went to my bed. My Mommy cried for a good while, she couldn't understand why I would run like that & she was so upset that she could have lost me. Mommy says she is so thankful that I wasn't hit & I'm pretty good at making her cry!(she's an emotional time bomb)

Working In The Sunshine

Me & Horsey are working hard in the sunshine. Boy do those rays feel good!

Mommy get that flashy box out of my face, I'm working!

I think I'm going to take a nap.

Smackdown!

Playing with my horsey is a lot of work! It will most definitely tire you out, it's also a great workout for the Mommy!




Horsey is great for tug-of-war, I'm way stronger than my Mommy!

You can't win! I'll stand up & still defeat you!

Mommy says using my paws is cheating, but she gets to use her thumbs so I think it's fair!

Admit defeat woman & you won't feel so bad!

What's that I smell on you Mommy? Oh yes that's shame because you lost tug-of-war to the SNUGGLE PUGGLE!

Hey Daddy, wanna play?(how's my smack talk coming along? I had Mommy so focused on comebacks she couldn't even tug! woot woot!)

Working Hard & Found TimeClock!

I found a timeclock! WOOHOO! My Mommy has helped me set up names for everyone & now I will tell you how it works! Go here to ABC Time Clock, type your name in, if there are more of you you will use the '&' symbol(like Winston & Clemmie) the password is 'snuggle'. Once you log in you can wait a few seconds & then log out. I will then be able to view the days you worked much more easily! Here are a list of employee names, type them as you see them, remember the password is, 'snuggle':

Chase; Winston & Clemmie; Clover; Sophie, Dixie,Harley; Kira & Scampi; Grace; River; Meezers; Dakota, Thunder, Phantom; Mason Dixie; Ruby; Roxy & Lucky; Moco & Foley; Rusty & Riley; Pug Posse; Abby; Madison; Gooberstan; Dughallmor Beagles; Deetzy & Sharky; Suzuki; Pugsley; Coco; George & Gracie; Coco, Godiva & Truffle.

Also don't put this ';' symbol after them. Now if you are working for me & your name is not up here let me know so I can create you an account! Also RUBY & DAKOTA, THUNDER, PHANTOM, you still have not sent me your favorite picture so that I can add it to the Employee of The Month page! I will choose a picture if you have not sent me anything by the end of the week! Work hard everyone! I'll be checking today!

Trying So Hard

I've been working pretty hard, yet I haven't been working hard enough.

I haven't been able to get around to blogs & I don't think I'm going to for a little while, things are hectic around here! I'll try to stop by some blogs today! Please tell me if you did your post. I'll try to set up some kind of clock in thing for my employees. Does anyone know where I can find something like this?

The Working Bears

My Mommy calls me Booger Bear, & I'm a hard worker. I snuggle, I play zoomies & I do my tricks so I get lots of treats.
My Mommy calls Daddy Panda Bear, & he's a hard worker. He goes to work every day to 'bring home the bacon', he does small things to show Mommy that he cares, & he tells me he loves me when Mommy isn't in the room.

My Daddy calls Mommy Honey Bear, & she's a hard worker. She cleans everyday, & takes care of me & Daddy. She loves me & Daddy all the time. We're a family of hard worker bears.

Working Hard At The Bark Park

Sunday I went to the Bark Park, & let me tell you it is hard work trying to keep all those dogs occupied & happy!

Sniffing butts is hard work,

Talking to every pup is hard work,

wresting tiny dogs is hard work,

Trying to play with big dogs is hard work, (can you see me?)

Bringing Mommy the ball every time she throws it is hard work,

Even though I work really hard at the Bark Park, I have a whole lot of fun!

Attention Workers & Future Employees

I have so many marvelous workers that are dedicated & work hard to send goodvibes out to fursons & pursons in need. My Mommy & I feel that picking just one a month just isn't good enough. As the Snuggle Puggle Work Force grows I will pick more monthly:

20 Employees=2 picks for Employees Of The Month for that month.

30 Employees=3 picks for Employees Of The Month for that month & so on.

Encourage your friends to join up! Also if you are working for me & I do NOT leave a comment on your page the day you do your post please stop by my blog & tell me. If you would like to be an employee, please leave me a comment to remind me. If I haven't stopped by your blog by Friday I may need an additional reminder.

I asked YOU the bloggers, my friends, & employees what would be the best way for me to choose the Employee of The Month by Treats or Points? Y'all chose treats! I will now explain this way of choosing for future employees, & current employees who may need a refresher. I first collect the list of top employees; the top employees are employees who do 3 out of 4 post a month(remember you are allowed one off day a month,). A top employee shows dedication to the Snuggle Puggle Work Force by posting the badge(with every Tuesday post OR on their sidebar.). Top employees do what they enjoy which maximizes "goodvibes" production, so we are never in short supply. Once I get my list of top employees my Mommy puts their name on a piece of paper & then she puts all of the top employees in a row with a treat on top, I then review the list & chose a name randomly!

I hope to see more employees signing up & I'll be stopping by your blogs today!

Workaholic

I have to say some of y'all are workaholics! I think that is just great! I tried to jazz up the Employee Of The Month photos a little bit today, I think they look pretty good. I've been teaching my ducky how to fly, it's really hard work when you don't have wings.

Fly Ducky, come on FLY!

Another running start, can you do it Ducky?

We're going so fast Ducky it's almost like your flying!

Oh I'll be lurking today, don't forget to do your post workaholics!

Working Hard At Being Sick

I gots a cold, it's not too bad yet. Yesterday Mommy noticed that I was sniffling & sneezing more than usual. I sneeze everyday, the vet says it's normal for a pug to sneeze, I'm half pug so no big deal. But now I've started to sneeze more with the sniffles, my eyes are runny, I've got the poopoos, & I've just been sleeping(not really wanting to play). Mommy has been boiling chicken & rice, as well as giving me a forth of vitamin C tablet. If I don't get better in four days, I got to go to the VET! Mommy wants to take me to the VET today, but you know Daddy. "Wait & See.", That's Daddy's motto. Have a great day everybody, I'll be stopping by your bloggies today, a little cold isn't going to keep me from work!

Working Hard At Losing Followers

Today I am going to leave a comment on every blogger I am a friend with! As I haven't been able to lately & it seems to be affecting my followers. I have a lot of blogger friends(over 300) that update their blogs daily, so it's hard to keep up some times, but just because I don't stop by everyday doesn't mean you have to stop following me! Right? I had 83 followers then in one day it dropped down to 76! WHAT THE HECK? So today I'm working hard to get my followers back! I'll see you at your bloggie!

Working Too Hard (As A Model)

My Mommy has been working too hard. She went to the Social Security Office today & dealt with a meanie & is now suffering a sever migraine, so if I don't visit your bloggies please don't be mad! I will try my hardest! I have also been working too hard! I been trying to make my Roxy a better Valentine card, & I will, don't you worry your pretty little wrinkles! I just have to figure out how to use Adobe Flash, it's a little difficult starting off. I have also been a model for my Mommy, she has been experimenting with colors & angles, here are the results:
You like? Which is your favorite?

Working As A Judge

Thank you all for telling Mommy what you thought the bump was. She is going to wait & see what happens with it & then take me to the vet. I haven't had it long as Mommy notices every change on me, she says I couldn't have it longer than a day or two. So I'm going to tell y'all how it feels to work as a judge!

Mainly you look over the contestants, & push aside the feelings for your friends(which is very hard). Then you pick & then you take back your decision & pick again. Picking & taking it back & picking again goes on for quite some time! Finally you make your final decision & send it to the Mango Man! Then you worry, did you make the right decision? The whole thing is quite stressful(& Fun!) & in the end you just need a nap!

Working Hard or Hardly Working?

"Hey Wrinkle Butt, you working hard or hardly working?". That's what my Mommy had the nerve to ask me this morning! I KNOW I'm working hard! What is she doing...nothing! Well she was cleaning up, & up calling up people taking care of 'people things', but still, if it doesn't involve me it ain't worth nothing!
I'll be around to check your bloggies I hope y'all are working hard!

Employee Of The Month!

It's time to announce the very first Employee of The Month! I will be choosing the employee randomly out of a list of very dedicated employees. The list is made up of employees who do their post every Tuesday(at least 3 out of 4), Represent the Snuggle Puggle Work Force positively by enjoying your work thoroughly, & by posting the badge on your blog or post. Most employees have choose to post the badge everytime they do a post referring to their work, which is fine but to make it easier on y'all you can just place it on your blog sidebar. Here is that list: Winston, & Clemmie, Roxy, & Lucky, Sophie, Dixie, & Harley, The Meezers,(I love calling them that! It's like the coolest name ever...meezers ) Dughallmor Beagles, Coco, Rusty & Riley, River, The Pug Posse, Deetzy, & Sharky, & last but not least Abby! I have many bloggers who said they want to work & who ask to be on the list but you may not see your name on this list because I didn't see 3 post of work for this month. Remember this is just the first Employee of The Month, there will be 5 more to come before the big competition! Don't you want the grand prize?

I have reviewed the list & the winner I choose is:

Congratulations Sophie, Dixie, & Harley you are the Snuggle Puggle Work Force's very First Employee of The Month! You are officially in the running for ULTIMATE EMPLOYEE! Please e-mail me(eduardopuggle@yahoo.com) a picture so that I can display it on my blog! It will be up here forever so make sure it's a good one!

Note From Mommy: Eduardo picking was the only way I thought fair, he actually picked Sophie, Dixie, & Harley the first time I laid out the treats as well. I couldn't believe it but I thought it was really neat! He went for Coco twice, but then went right back to Sophie, Dixie, & Harley & took the treat. I didn't have the cam on record so I didn't get it! On this one you see that he goes for one(COCO! Surprisely again, I mixed them up I have no idea why he went for that particular treat again it wasn't even in the same pattern.)& then changes his mind & gets the treat off of Sophie, Dixie, & Harley's card! I can't wait to do it again to see what he does! BOL!

Working Hard To Catch Up!

I've got some catching up to do. Sugar, Oscar, Tucker and Tinkerbell, Dughallmor Beagles, & Abby gave me this award: Pattye & Sugar also gave me this:

Simba challenged me to do this 5 folder meme. I just go into my 5Th folder get the 5Th picture & post about it! Here goes:

This is a photo of me frog hunting!

Girasol, gave me this: Sir Woodstock gave me this cool award:

When you get the honest scrap award you must list ten honest things about yourself. Here goes:

1. I sleep most of the day
2. I lick my butt
3. I cry for my Mommy when she's out of my sight
4. I enjoy toilet water
5. I can open most closet & cabinet doors
6. I love to sleep in the dirty clothes
7. I will eat any bug
8. Jamming my nose in the crotch of peoples pants is something I love to do
9. I likes the lotion on my skin(Mommy puts Oatmeal lotion on me after a bath.)
10. I love to dig in the bed!

I would like to thank you all for these awards! I'm passing them to ALL of my friends! Yes ALL of you. Hannah Fanna tagged me to do this meme,(her Mommy says I'm a cutie, Thanks Ms.Witty it's the puggle genes!) Here are the rules:

1. Each blogger starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
2. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
3. At the end of your blog post, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
4. Don't forget to leave them a comment telling them they're tagged and to read your blog.
5. For the recipients, leave a comment for the person who tagged you, so they can go and read your answers. Let the fun begin. Tell me more about yourselves so I can get to know you better...

And here we go:

1. I go out 4 times or more a day.
2. I stare at Mommy & Daddy when they eat
3. I hate cows, I wish to destroy them.
   
4. I love all my blogging buddies
5. I enjoy sniffing butt
6. I love playing with my pawrents
7. I've been told I'm the "World's Best Boss!"
8. I have healing snuggle powers

WOOHOO! It's hard to think of stuff! I've been working hard catching up on blogs, tags, & awards! Now, The first 8 peoples to comment are tagged to do this. ALL of my blogging friends can have these awards! If you haven't went & met Sir Woodstock, or my cousin Bambi, please go meet them now! Tomorrow you will find out who the FIRST Employee Of The Month is!

p.s. Don't forget to vote! Your saving lives & also giving me the chance to win a $1000 shopping spree(say what?!?!).

Working Hard To Stay Cozy!

We got some snow flakes today, but they didn't stick:( Me & Mommy are staying cozy! I'll be checking your blogs today, so don't forget to post your work! Next Wednesday I will announce the first employee of the month! There will be a total of six employees of the month before the big competition! Those who make the six will compete for the title of 'Ultimate Employee' & will receive a grand prize! Stay cozy!

Working For The Man.

Working for the man can be so draining! Long hours, difficult people, uncomfortable situations.

I think I'll call in sick today! Does anyone have the boss's number?