Hello, I AM ESPOLETA! Say it with me: ES-PO-LE-TA! How do you do? The Crazy Dog boasted of his blogging skills and his many friends and I thought I would steal his blog for today and try to RULE THE WORLD!....I mean...make lots of new friends! I know you all have read my story, so you already know I AM FULL OF NINJAS! Whoops I mean, I am full of kittens! Guess what kind of kittens? If you don't figure it out on your own you'll never be able to SAVE YOUR WORLD! HAHAHAHA! Eh hem...
ninja kittens...the best kind of kittens! I believe the Curly Haired Lady likes me, which is good, I feared I would be on the streets forever. Which I could handle! I'm totally tough enough! (Whoa why am I being so defensive?) I wonder if I will be able to stay with the Curly Haired Lady & keep my minions...I mean...kittens! She's always showing me attention you know, the Crazy Dog hates it! MOL! I just bap him upside the head & say, "GET A LONG LITTLE DOGGY!" and he looks at the Curly Haired Lady like, "Really? She HAS to stay?" MOL! Crazy Dog is a fun toy!
So here is my plan, release my minions where they will go on to have more NINJA MINIONS and we will form together to RULE THE WORLD! Teehee...Who will join me?!
Espoleta
p.s. Did you know I was a NINJA?(I could kill you with one paw! HIYA!)
Okay...Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle here: Mommy got a ball full of Catnip for Espoleta & she's been screaming crazy stuff ALL day! Ever since she got that ball she pops out from behind the sofa, & yells "CRAZY DOG!" smacks me, then goes back into hiding. Does catnip do this to ALL cats? Once she stops chasing invisible mice & hollering she's a ninja cat, we'll do a real introduction! Once again, this is not Espoleta blogging, it's the catnip!