Working Hard At Making Mommy Cry

I did something awful yesterday that almost cost me my life. My Mommy was so upset she started hyperventilating & thought for sure she was going to go into a seizure. My Daddy was on the phone with an important call & he decided to step outside. My Mommy was in the back bedroom on the computer and I was waiting for my Daddy to open the front door again, as I was feeling naughty. I have only ran out the front door once in my whole life, & the consequences was awful. After that one incident I was taught the wait command & I never ran out the door again. But yesterday I decided to surprise everyone, I was headed towards Macy's apartment & my pawrents were so shocked! My Daddy was still on his important phone call but decided to come inside he opened the door & I ran out. No amount of Daddy yelling, "Come Back In Eduardo!" helped at all. Daddy says to Mommy, "Ana, he's running down the stairs & I'm on the phone!" My Mommy dashed out the door barefoot, yelling, "EDUARDO! EDUARDO! COME! EDUARDO COME!". I looked at her but didn't pay any attention I was on a mission.

My Mommy knew if she chased me I would run away from her, so she ran away from me saying, "Come, Come Now!" It worked I followed her but just when she bent down to get me, I dodged her and ran into the street where...TRUCK! Mommy screamed, "WAIT!" they stopped & I dodged their wheels and ran around Mommy & into some bushes. I thought we were playing some kind of game but Mommy wasn't playing at all. The truck decided to block traffic in case I ran into the street again. My Mommy looked at me, even though she was so terrified she said, "Eduardo, Come to Mommy NOW!" I came to her & rolled over into the submissive position. She scooped me up & started sobbing, I wasn't sure why, I thought we were playing. She couldn't even thank the people in the truck she was just so upset. As she was carrying me up the stairs(she had me in a death grip) she was having trouble breathing & the tears were flowing pretty hard. I kissed Mommy's face to tell her I was sorry but I could tell I was in trouble.

Mommy put me down & I sadly went to my bed. My Mommy cried for a good while, she couldn't understand why I would run like that & she was so upset that she could have lost me. Mommy says she is so thankful that I wasn't hit & I'm pretty good at making her cry!(she's an emotional time bomb)